I am the bride in my own wedding, and I should be the most organized person in it, which I am.
But If I need to micromanage another vendor I JUST MIGHT LOSE IT.
I appreciate a spoiler alert, but not to any crazy extent. I won’t yell at someone for spoiling an episode that has been released for everyone else to see just because I was busy.
I appreciate a NSFW, because duh.
There has to be a new tag for disturbing things that aren’t necessarily true trigger word warnings. I am really easily disturbed over general news stories, and then I can’t get it out of my head.
Today Jezebel had a headline around how two guys kicked a squirrel off the Grand Canyon. I cannot tell you how disturbing I find this. I can’t get the mental image out of my head, and I really wish I didn’t even see the headline. UGH.
Now I’m Googling all the cute puppies to try and forget about it.
Forget Happy Friday because we will be renting apartments until we are grandparents unless we both make $30 billion* dollars a year after graduation.
Looking at the beautiful wedding gifts we have sitting in our apartment are even making me mad knowing we won’t ever have a house to put them in.
I’M CRANKY TODAY.
I had a dachshund themed bridal shower this weekend and I just loved everything about it so much! I wanted to incorporate dachshunds in my actual wedding but couldn’t figure out a way to make it work, so I was BEYOND thrilled I got my doxies in the shower!
Shoutout to my MOH, and new tumblr kfall4 !!! Go follow her and her adorable little B!
Quick get in the car! Stat!
Sometimes I think to myself I would love to be a police officer with a K9 partner, or a Chicago cop that rides a horse on patrol…. and then I remember that they don’t just get to play with the animals all day and they are actual police officers that do scary things. Dream life foiled.
This is stressing me out obviously because I love Lauren Conrad, and DOES THIS MEAN I AM ALSO BASIC!?
I get no sausage girls, because, please but blowouts? Please let me have blowouts. This hipster nonsense has gone TOO FAR.